Movie quotes

**steer** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:42 PM

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

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Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net

**1inStripes** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:42 PM

One of my all-time favorite movies, that I brought up in a seperate thread yesterday:

"One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. "

"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. "

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. "

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:42 PM

from idiocracy
"Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a [richard] or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're [censored] up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your [censored]'s all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like..."

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:44 PM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?</div></div>
i almost forgot how funny that actually was

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:48 PM

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your [censored]' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your [censored]' head open again. 'Cause I'm [censored]' stupid. I don't give a [censored] about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:50 PM

"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

"Go home and get your [censored] shine box."

**imported_PioneerBlue** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:51 PM

I Am Mclovin!!

What's it like having a gun?? It's amazing, it's like having 2 cocks, if one of your cocks could kill somebody

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:53 PM

from gummo
"I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right."

"There once was a girl from Salt Lake City, with two cord legs and two rubber titties. She loved electricity, but she burned off gas, with a V8 [censored], and a Cadillac ass."

**1inStripes** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:54 PM

"Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass? "